Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the blue berry cross the road

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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