What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock Knock Come in

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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