- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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