- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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