Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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