Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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