- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

I'm hungry.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Denard Robinson

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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