- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Albino African Americans

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Potassium? K.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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