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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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