- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What stops a train? A missile

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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