- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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