- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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