- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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