What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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