- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's white and horny? A unicorn

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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