- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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