- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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