Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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