- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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