- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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