- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What stops a train? A missile

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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