- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe