What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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