Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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