Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

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