- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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