- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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