- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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