- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

im gay

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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