whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Your girlfriend.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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