What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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