What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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I <3 Hitler

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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