- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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