- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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