Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Has u seen my grammar?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Anti Joke

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