- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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