- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

penis. nuff said.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Kevin and Ramin

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is older than history?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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