What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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