Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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