- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do you call a banana? A banana.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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