- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Daniel is a fag

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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