Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Black people in Camden NJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops