Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Anti Joke

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