why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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child labor

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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