qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Dakota Fanning

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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NEVER

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Anti Joke

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