- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

knock knock!? . . No.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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