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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why did the blue berry cross the road

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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