- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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