- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

women's rights

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Dumbledore dies.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

One, two, three, four and five

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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