What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Canadians

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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