Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What is older than history?

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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tea with milk?

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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fridge

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Anti Joke

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