- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

all these jokes are horrible now

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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