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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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