Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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