so today i took a poop. hehe

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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