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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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